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The Baconator

Crispy Bacon

So you probably know that I happen to be really fond of eating meat.  Specifically, I'm quite fond of the Montana's All-You-Can-Eat pork ribs.  Of course, anything bacon related is usually good, right?  I suspect though that many probably don't understand the extent of my attachment to bacon.  It is such that I've actually had a little "installed".  My Dr. called it "software" during a recent surgery.

Of course, I thought that would be great, until I started to consider the facts:

  1. I have pig embedded in my body.
  2. We are currently in a swine flu pandemic.

So, I wondered, does this mean I'm already "vaccinated" against swine flu?  Or am I just more susceptible to it's effects?  Or will a part of me just go crazy like mad cow?

Anyway, I guess it's not that big of a deal, though I do tend to get cravings for mushy potatoes and carrots.  (maybe that's normal)  In any case, I think it's time to go find some bacon. Mmmmmm.

(tongue firmly planted in cheek, or at least bacon)

Published Tue, Nov 17, 2009 in: asides
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