So you probably know that I happen to be really fond of eating meat. Specifically, I’m quite fond of the Montana’s All-You-Can-Eat pork ribs. Of course, anything bacon related is usually good, right? I suspect though that many probably don’t understand the extent of my attachment to bacon. It is such that I’ve actually had a little “installed”. My Dr. called it “software” during a recent surgery.
Of course, I thought that would be great, until I started to consider the facts:
- I have pig embedded in my body.
- We are currently in a swine flu pandemic.
So, I wondered, does this mean I’m already “vaccinated” against swine flu? Or am I just more susceptible to it’s effects? Or will a part of me just go crazy like mad cow?
Anyway, I guess it’s not that big of a deal, though I do tend to get cravings for mushy potatoes and carrots. (maybe that’s normal) In any case, I think it’s time to go find some bacon. Mmmmmm.
(tongue firmly planted in cheek, or at least bacon)